TWO SLICES OF PIZZA in the LAST TWO WEEKS, you guys!!!
OK, maybe if I actually drank more, that would be a “scary” number. But seriously- the best way they can find to shame me out of drinking is to invoke CALORIES BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!
Oh wait, nevermind, this is the second-best… I already had to go through the whole “you could be sexually assaulted!!!” rigamarole. Newsflash: I was! It had nothing to do with drinking!
Greek Life Edu, folks. I have to sit through the whole thing so my fraternity’s insurance payments go down. Blergh.
