The things I cleaned out of the common room:
- a brown coffee mug
- a hand-painted white coffee mug
- seven plastic forks
- a can of polycrilic, whatever that is
- a small blue dorm hoodie
- a large black dorm hoodie
- three and a half bagels
- a Celestine Reef magic card
- a large square of fuzzy pink fabric
- an empty photo album
- a blunt pencil with no eraser
- a paperback entitled “Humanity at Stake”
- a small spool of black thread
- three candies that I cannot identify, and may be cough drops
- a white plastic container with a lid
- my sense of humour
OK, I still haven’t found that last one. Let me know if you see it anywhere. I’ll be over here, scrubbing what may be Elmer’s glue and cake crumbs.
